"Can I grab a bottle of water?" asked Nick Binger to the cocktail waiter Mario.
Handed a dripping wet bottle, Binger asked, "Can I grab a napkin from you sir?"
"Sorry, I don't have any. We aren't allowed to carry them." responded Mario the waiter.
"Huh? What? Well what am I supposed to do with a soaking wet bottle?" stated Binger, but it was too late as Mario had already vacated the table.
"New rule every year" quipped a fellow player on the table.